ciggers:

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

cknd:

People who were in their 70’s when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon grew up with trains and horses as transportation. Just imagine what kind of things we will experience in the future.

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illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

Others: I'm having a bad hair day
Me: I'm having a bad face day
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sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD


This is just my edit but I fucking love this

"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

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koujakus-blog:

one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”

it took her a few moments to realize her mistake

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I may or may not be addicted to HoNY

On here…

And on Facebook…

It’s literally one of two reasons I go on Facebook…

The other reason is homework…

HW